ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP AND OPRAH....

has changed her format. i'm not an oprah fan mind you.. i find her to be way too preachy and judgemental if you want my opinion on the matter. but i do watch her show occasionally but rarely. but like i said, one day, ages ago, you turn her on, and she completely pulls the rug out from under you. instead of one entire hour on serial murderers, she does,say 5 minute mini segments on, oh, i don't know.... a serial killer, then how to make over your kitchen in 5 easy steps featuring that bubbly and effervescent rachel ray, then she deftly transitions to a butt cruncher workout, and finally finishes off with slave labor in africa. it's an emotional roller coaster....and boy if you're on her booklist, you'll make millions!

anyway, my point is, i've got limited time these days, and with gossip girl to watch, commuting, pedicures, facebook, and...oh! my children... the pressure of a composed and sensical blog post is too much to bear. this blog is much like the neglected, and dusty elliptical machine in our basement, every year i promise to give it at least 20 minutes a day, and when i don't follow through, i drown my sorrows in half an entenmanns louisiana crunch cake...poor poor underused blog...if only blogging burned calories.

anyway.....back to my point.

short and sweet blog posts... or stream of conciousness. that's what you should expect from now on. to start it off:

BILL PAYING-
omg. it's obvious, no one likes to pay bills.. i can't f-cking stand it. i hate the oil bills guts. i think i'd rather burn down the house for the warmth than pay another oil bill this year. or fraggin chase.. don't even get me started on low budget ghetto chase credit card. stay clear of me while i'm paying bills or hand me a xanax and a shot of whiskey. take the shotgun from my hands while you're at it.

QUESTION AND ANSWER WITH LILY AND PEARL-
me: did you have a good night sleep?
p: yes mommy
me: did you have good dreams?
p: yeah!
me: what did you dream of?
p: um i dream of cookies.. cookies mommy!!

how nice it would be to be 2 again.....

now didn't that remind you of an episode of oprah???