Saturday, December 6, 2008

AND THAT MAKES ME A COUGAR

i've been thinking alot about my age these days. i still feel like i'm 21, but i know that i am 33!! my 2 kids give me away, the wrinkles starting to show under my eyes,but....my lack of maturity is most concerning! the other night, i spent 1 hour arguing with my bff, sandy, about our "lists." (also my need to use the term bff doesn't help the case.)

so back to "the list." as far as i know, the term was made popular by friends.. when ross makes a list of famous women he would get a free pass with, if he ever were to run into them. the point being that most ordinary people would never, ever get a shot at anyone on their list!

i thought about my list, weighed out the pro's and con's, and discovered that:

1) one person on my list is a fictional character out of a teen novel.... sandy and i argued for a long time on this one.. she was convinced that i liked the star of the movie, but really, no, it's the character from the book. i have the mind of a 13 year old girl. this "(fictional)person" is only 17.. cougar territory.
2) one is under 30... not so bad in the age department, but he's got a girlfriend who i like to describe as "man-ish."
3) one is a recovering addict.. i don't care, i've loved him since...well, way before he went to prison..
4) one is most likely gay....
5) and the last one, i love mostly because of the role he played in a certain jane austen movie...

can you guess my list? who's on your list? (sandy's not allowed to guess!)
i know....i told you! immature. that's me! this is what happens when you're unemployed and have too much time on your hands.

7 comments:

Mike "Mooch" said...

I think I've got a five out of five here:

1) Angst ridden, "Sparkle" in the Twilight, Teen Vampire Edward Cullen.

2)He lead those doe eyed kids through Narnia with a hop in his step and umbrella in hand, Justin Timberlake.

3)I have nothing snide to say about this guy because he's portrayed both a Man of Iron AND a white man trapped in a black man's body, Robert Downey Jr.

4) Most likely? IS. George Clooney. Also known amongst us geeks as THE WORST BATMAN EVER.

5) Good Ol' Colin Firth. Don't really know much about him other than the fact that he seems to play the same type of guy in every single movie I've ever seen him in.

How'd I do?

CCW said...

E CULZ FOR LIFE....... And you're not a cougar, You're a meerkat! LOL. Cougars are all the ladies on Real Housewives of OC

mom2two said...

mike... you're good! i have to admit. 4 out of 5 ain't bad. but clooney is a good guess tho!

ccw.... i forgot we coined the term meerkat. it does sound better than cougar!!!

mom2two said...

oh, mike, one clue on #4.. i think you'd have nothing bad to say because you were him for halloween one year!!!!

Mike "Mooch" said...

I thought it was Hugh Jackman! He was my first choice, but then I remembered you ladies (and possibly Ben) drooling over Clooney last time we were over. Oh, and to clarify, I went dressed as WOLVERINE for Halloween, NOT Hugh Jackman. Wolverine's been around a lot longer then him, I'd safely say...

Tricia said...

Pierce Brosnan
end of my list.

jennifer said...

Wasn't Mike neo for halloween one year? It's keanu reave, right? hugh jack is not gay!